Ditch the Fluff, Embrace Reality: Subscribe to Unguarded

Unguarded Newsletter
Because Life's Ledger Is Essentially A Farce
Nov 16, 2023

Happy Thursday! Word count: 520… 3.8 min

What Is The Unguarded Newsletter?

• 👋 I hope this email catches you casually sifting through the delightful mess called life. I am thrilled to present a new email newsletter, aptly named Unguarded (which has nothing to do with sports).

  • 🏃 Get ready for a no-holds-barred exploration of the sarcastic and sometimes painful truths behind failure, trauma, progress, and the hilariously chaotic shitshow of life.

Our Topics…

• 🔖 In each edition of Unguarded, we'll peel back the layers and delve into the truths that surround money, failure, progress, and life in general.

  • 🫶 We'll share uncensored personal stories, hilarious anecdotes, and practical insights to help you navigate the crazy landscape of setbacks, personal growth, and the overall chaos of trying to thrive in today's society.

• 💭 Unguarded is not your typical self-help, motivational or finance newsletter. We believe that life is constantly playing a joke on us, and we're here to expose it with a generous dose of truth and reality.

Coming Next Week
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Who Is Unguarded For?

• 🙅‍♀️ Are you tired of pretending like you have your shit together? If you feel like you don’t have it all together while surrounded by seemingly sorted people, Unguarded is for you.

  • 📰 Our newsletter is designed for the young professionals, the accidental adults, and everyone else who knows that life's absurdity is best tackled with a healthy dose of unfiltered honesty.

What Can You Expect?

• 😂 Expect bi-weekly emails filled with profane insights, laugh-out-loud stories, real talk about failure and progress; let's be fucking honest, we're all just fumbling through life.

  • 🌴 We also want to give shit away and not worthless dumb shit. Sign up and you will be entered to win a two week paid trip (hotel + airfare) to Bali.

Subscribe* to Unguarded now and get ready to unwrap the truths of life's ledger.

Cheers,

The Unguarded Squad

• 💌 P.S. Don't let your friends suffer through the challenges of existence in silence. Forward this!

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